Choot

So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right?
So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there.

Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like:

“hmm, there’s a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now.
I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?”

And it did.

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants.

I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be.
The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn’t enough to clean it.

I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I’d share my story with you guys so that you don’t run into the same problem in the future.

I fingered my butthole so that you guys don’t have to.

Unless you want to.

In which case, hey, how’s it goin'.